Mariah Carey "Touch My Body" presented in RATNER-VISION
a_bigface_bill, February 27, 2008 3:35:11 PM CET
lol. mtv needs to play it like this.matei-alexandru mocanu, February 27, 2008 5:44:15 PM CET
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhvidbot, February 27, 2008 6:55:32 PM CET
Which camera houses carry the "RatnerFlex"?otc, February 27, 2008 9:21:37 PM CET
Reminds me of the classic student film geek genre. Wherein the director gets their best friend (usually uber-fratty) to act "geeky" by hiking up his pants and wearing huge glasses. He then proceeds to do something quirky/out of character (usually dancing) to impress the hottest girl that the director knows (and secretly wants to hook up with). Maximum yuks every time. Can every post be in Ratner-Vision from now on?
captainmarc22, February 27, 2008 11:06:39 PM CET
but seriously. I've never hated Ratner as much as everyone else I know. His Jessica Simpson roller skating video is dumb but harmless. It even looks like they're having a lot of fun making it. But THIS is just AWFUL. Seriously.... it's so ill conceived it's just embarassing. It seems even a good chunk of her non-discerning her fans think it sucks.
And the song.... YECCHH. I don't like Mariah songs but at least they're actusl songs with singing. THis is like a Paris Hilton B-side.
hindesky, February 28, 2008 5:16:52 AM CET
If Mariah had an Apple Mac this video would never have taken place.milan, February 28, 2008 5:45:49 AM CET
there was a time in which mariah had some sort of artistic integrity. 'the roof' (dir: diane martel) remains one of my fave clips.framescourer, February 28, 2008 7:56:18 AM CET
Sectionable.And, of course, Brett isn't the only Ratner to delight in producing crap.
otc, February 28, 2008 6:41:44 PM CET
Damn those Ratners! Damn them all.lex halaby, February 29, 2008 7:18:05 PM CET
In defense of Jack McBrayer, he's pretty damn funny on 30 Rock.robodrug, March 8, 2008 5:45:26 PM CET
He looks more gay than geek!3 dl links 'ere 54mb avi, rar, 3gp
kayser_sauze, March 9, 2008 6:28:21 PM CET
robo movrobodrug, March 9, 2008 7:22:48 PM CET
cheers kayserkevathens, May 6, 2008 2:01:10 AM CEST
Stat dump!mtv.com
"Touch My Body" 1.075m hits
Madonna "4 Minutes" 450K
Kanye West "Flashing Lights" 270K
"Homecoming" 127K
Chris Brown "No Air", "Way Out" and "Kiss Kiss" 1.1m
Gnarls Barkley "Run" 450K
Alicia Keys "No One" 700K
Kate Nash "Foundations" 100K
Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love" 800K
Radiohead (just released) "All I Need" 28K
Britney "Gimme More" (MTV VMA's) 1.2M
Hot Chip "Ready for the Floor" 2K
Kid Sister "Pro Nails" 66K
Duffy "Mercy" 160K
Youtube:
Madonna "4 Minutes" almost 15M
Mariah Carey 10M
Gnarls Barkley 1M
Leona Lewis (UK) 49M
Leona Lewis (US) 9M
Kate Nash "Foundations" 10M
Chris Brown "With You" 39M, "Kiss Kiss" 40M
Rihanna "Don't Stop the Music" 52M
Cut Chemist "What's the Altitude" 78M?
Hot Chip 1.3M
Kid Sister 475K
Duffy "Mercy" (UK) 8.3M, "Warwick Ave" 400K
Duffy "Mercy" (US) 1.2M
MTV shows
The Hills 'Girls Night Out' 1M
Real World: Hollywood ep1 210K
Aeon Flux ep1 8K
America's Best Dance Crew finale 825K