http://newwestrecords.com/benlee/media/catchvid.htm dir: Evan Bernard

Watch this video. And then you'll probably wish you hadn't.

         

i wish i hadn't.... reminds me of a frigging apple ad...but gayer.

         

Notice the song title? Anyone who watches the video all the way through will get eye herpes.

         

yo havaham, don't u be knockin errol morris there...

(uhm, any known cures for eye herpes?)

         

jesus. fucking. christ.

         

He looks like a strange ape.

         

ow.

         

"Sooo Pluheyesssssssssss catch moy Diseassssssss"

Not only does Ben Lee's singing sound like a Down Syndrome cat with a mouth full of plasticine being run over by a steam roller, he also has nothing to sing about in the first place.

"I'm made of atoms And you're made of atoms And we're all in this together. And long division just doesn't matter because we're all in this together"

Still I suppose you wouldn’t have much life experience or perception being a rich kid who went to an elite private school in the eastern suburbs of Sydney.

         

It's Odo from Deep Space Nine!

I'm supposed to be writing a treatment tonight.

         

I'm very serious about this, look, it's uncanny.