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Mariah Carey "Touch My Body" presented in RATNER-VISION

a_bigface_bill, February 27, 2008 at 3:35:11 PM CET

lol. mtv needs to play it like this.

matei-alexandru mocanu, February 27, 2008 at 5:44:15 PM CET


vidbot, February 27, 2008 at 6:55:32 PM CET

Which camera houses carry the "RatnerFlex"?

otc, February 27, 2008 at 9:21:37 PM CET

Reminds me of the classic student film geek genre. Wherein the director gets their best friend (usually uber-fratty) to act "geeky" by hiking up his pants and wearing huge glasses. He then proceeds to do something quirky/out of character (usually dancing) to impress the hottest girl that the director knows (and secretly wants to hook up with). Maximum yuks every time.

Can every post be in Ratner-Vision from now on?

captainmarc22, February 27, 2008 at 11:06:39 PM CET

but seriously. I've never hated Ratner as much as everyone else I know. His Jessica Simpson roller skating video is dumb but harmless. It even looks like they're having a lot of fun making it.

But THIS is just AWFUL. Seriously.... it's so ill conceived it's just embarassing. It seems even a good chunk of her non-discerning her fans think it sucks.

And the song.... YECCHH. I don't like Mariah songs but at least they're actusl songs with singing. THis is like a Paris Hilton B-side.

hindesky, February 28, 2008 at 5:16:52 AM CET

If Mariah had an Apple Mac this video would never have taken place.

milan, February 28, 2008 at 5:45:49 AM CET

there was a time in which mariah had some sort of artistic integrity. 'the roof' (dir: diane martel) remains one of my fave clips.

framescourer, February 28, 2008 at 7:56:18 AM CET


And, of course, Brett isn't the only Ratner to delight in producing crap.

otc, February 28, 2008 at 6:41:44 PM CET

Damn those Ratners! Damn them all.

lex halaby, February 29, 2008 at 7:18:05 PM CET

In defense of Jack McBrayer, he's pretty damn funny on 30 Rock.

robodrug, March 8, 2008 at 5:45:26 PM CET

He looks more gay than geek!

3 dl links 'ere 54mb avi, rar, 3gp

kayser_sauze, March 9, 2008 at 6:28:21 PM CET

robo mov

robodrug, March 9, 2008 at 7:22:48 PM CET

cheers kayser

kevathens, May 6, 2008 at 2:01:10 AM CEST

Stat dump! "Touch My Body" 1.075m hits Madonna "4 Minutes" 450K Kanye West "Flashing Lights" 270K "Homecoming" 127K Chris Brown "No Air", "Way Out" and "Kiss Kiss" 1.1m Gnarls Barkley "Run" 450K Alicia Keys "No One" 700K Kate Nash "Foundations" 100K Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love" 800K Radiohead (just released) "All I Need" 28K Britney "Gimme More" (MTV VMA's) 1.2M Hot Chip "Ready for the Floor" 2K Kid Sister "Pro Nails" 66K Duffy "Mercy" 160K

Youtube: Madonna "4 Minutes" almost 15M Mariah Carey 10M Gnarls Barkley 1M Leona Lewis (UK) 49M Leona Lewis (US) 9M Kate Nash "Foundations" 10M Chris Brown "With You" 39M, "Kiss Kiss" 40M Rihanna "Don't Stop the Music" 52M Cut Chemist "What's the Altitude" 78M? Hot Chip 1.3M Kid Sister 475K Duffy "Mercy" (UK) 8.3M, "Warwick Ave" 400K Duffy "Mercy" (US) 1.2M

MTV shows The Hills 'Girls Night Out' 1M Real World: Hollywood ep1 210K Aeon Flux ep1 8K America's Best Dance Crew finale 825K


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